I Never Thought I Would

I never thought I would be over 50 and single.

No, I didn't.



I never thought I would be "out there" as George from Seinfield would say.

No, I didn't. I was sure this wouldn't happen.



I never thought I would be contemplating a job change at this time in my life.

No I didn't.



I never thought I would be writing a blog.

No, I didn't. But hey I always wanted to be a writer.



I never thought I would be nearing retirement, okay I still have a few years left, and not be ready for it financially.

No, I didn't.



I never thought I would have a pug (my daughter's dog actually) that thinks I'm his girlfriend.

No, I didn't. I was really thinking more of a human.

I never thought my heart would be broken into so many pieces that I didn't know how I would survive. How does one survive without a heart? Would I be able to pick the pieces up and make a heart for my body? Would I need superglue this time? Would I get over the heartbreak this time? Time will tell.
No,I didn't.



I just never thought I would.